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The Worm A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma." Horse Farm This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the eyes. "Ok, what about her earth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to thee her run!" Bar Monkey A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey walks up to the pool table and eats one of the balls. The bartender says, 'Why did he do that?' The guy says, 'Oh he'll eat anything.' A couple of days later, the guy brings the monkey into the same bar, and the monkey picks up a peanut and shoves it up is butt, then takes it out and eats it. The bartender says, 'Why did he do that?' The guy says, 'Oh he'll still eat anything, but since he ate that pool ball he checks if it will fit first. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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